Saints in Wales
Quotes And Sayings
A dog can express more with his tail
in minutes, than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would bring back a stick to you if you did throw one in. He would even have brought back a piano if you had thrown one in."
The Thurber Carnival
"Politics are not my concern... they impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies."
-- Rudyard Kipling
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals -- we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
-- Jeff Stilson
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-- Louis Sabin
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx.
Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
...And so God created human and He thought "Hmm, most of them are alright, but something went wrong, many of them are lonely and many of them do not understand the importance of true love". So God created a creature that would love unconditionally and would be a faithful companion for man and God was pleased with his new creation, so pleased that He wanted to give this new being a name that would reflect God's own and so God called the creature DOG...